DRUNK TEXTING

Well....most of us, if not all of us have heard about drunk texting. Or if you like, drunk dialing. Does that ring a bell?? Is there a time you had one too many to drink and you called or texted that one person that has been driving you crazy for the last three months? Now that...is drunk texting/dialing.
With alcohol in the system and active in the brain cells, one feels like he/she is super human and nothing...absolutely nothing in the race of humanity is grim.
Like one is fluctuating in the air and is therefore on top of every other little and insignificant figure down there.
Like one will be in the next Oscar nomination because he/she was busted in 'kaa rada' (the day such local content will be barred from my very concerned screen, i will be the happiest of them all) and asked to look at the camera, wave and say kaa rada. What in God's name is that?
As if that is not enough, like he/she owns the world and everything is in his/her very meticulous hands.
All this said and done, those moments are the opportunities to open up the fragile heart and pour those feelings and emotions that had been clogged by the numerous arteries and veins in the four chambered heart.
In that drunken and blissful state, one picks up the phone, stares at it for two minutes and then places it back to the table that is besmirched with alcohol and debris of a shattered brown bottle that was plunged by another friend who is tanked-up as well. All this, unnoticed. One takes the phone again and returns it to the table. This continues for a while until he/she finally resolves to go to menu, messages, create message...."i go to churc juzi n God of us told me to aaapproch u cz u r my one. Plz usikatae mimi. Nakupenda?!?"...send! I do not have any slim idea what this message is saying or what its supposed to mean, but a soul is expected to read and fathom that at two a.m in the morning.
And when sobering up happens and the reality hits, he/she looks at the text and apprehends what  he/she had done the previous night. After laughing hysterically and feeling overwhelmingly injudicious, he/she sends another text..."forget i said anything, that was alcohol"
Dear darling, whoever with this perpetual habit, we know you mean everything you say when you are smashed. Using liquor as an excuse to your feelings galore is of no use.
However, i am prominently apprehensive about those who are not really under the influence but act like they are to get the attention of somebody and then use and dump. To such imprudent persons, Please note, we know genuine drunk texts!
This behavior nonetheless is gutless, if you want to say something to somebody, man-up and say it without thinking of what the response of the other party will be. It shows audacity and bravery which is actually a turn on!